nescius asked: 8, 60, 62, 65.

8. Describe your crush.

Loads of fresh seasonal watermelon with a hint of lemon juice, and maybe throw in some passionfruit pulp.

60. What do I look like?

62. What is the first thing I notice about people?

Their physical sex. Like. Oh look a male is walking towards me.

65. What is your definition of cheating?

I think the moment you start to think “I really hope _____ doesn’t walk by” or “I hope no one I know sees me” or any amount of guilt, you’re probably cheating. So even if it’s something as small as holding hands, but you feel so guilty about it because you know you feel something for the person, then yeah you’re cheating. Time to re-evaluate yourself!

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