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When was the last time you felt like “getting into someone’s pants”?

I get there almost whenever I want to get in there. That’s right. That’s right you heard me.

When was the last time you bought a new pair of jeans? Or do you need to go shopping for some soon?

I last got them some time in October because my old pair got so ragged that there was a massive hole right at the crotch…

Have you ever watched someone’s eyes tear up as they started to cry? 

I don’t tend to stare into someone’s eyes as they are extremely upset, but I have sort of noticed when their eyes are ringed with redness…

Have you ever dated anyone with blue eyes? Did/does that person make you happy?

No. They were terrible. Lol no.

Do you have any birthmarks?

I have one on my right lower back. It’s in the shape of a spit gob.

Who is someone you completely do not respect? What did they do to lose your respect?

I don’t think I am aware of anyone I completely don’t respect, because if I lack that much respect for them, I probably don’t associate with them.

Do you know anyone that needs a serious wake up call or a reality check? In what way?

I wouldn’t say that they are in serious need, because you can’t hurry a personality upgrade…there are people who sort of are living in a suspended and sheltered life, but they need to learn things as the right time comes along.

Have you ever watched anyone sleep?

All the time ^^ in a loving way of course

Is there anyone who means a great deal to you, but you’re too afraid to express how you really feel about them?

I try to tell people who really mean something to me that they do…

Who is someone you feel as though you cannot live without?

Gee I wonder

Do you ever pretend to agree with someone even though you may actually feel differently?

I do it so sarcastically that if they think I actually agreed with them, they’re too dumb to argue against anyway.

Have you ever told anyone that you hate them? Do you actually hate that individual?

“Hate” is a word I just randomly use when I’m acting difficult. Like I said before, if I actually hate someone, I don’t associate with them.

Do you think that it is okay for men to cry, or is it only okay under certain circumstances?

Oh dear Lord no. All men should have their tear ducts cauterized before puberty.

Is purity beautiful to you?

…what kind of purity are we talking about here? Water, yes. Racial…errr awkwarrrrrrd

When’s the next time you’ll hang out with your best friend? 

If we mean Amelia, tomorrow.

When was the last time someone asked you on a date? 

I don’t so much get asked out anymore, than we just go oh yeah you wanna get together and have dinner? I don’t think Amelia and I have had a proper DATE date where we properly dressed up and went to a fancy restaurant. I think we’ve worn nice-ish looking clothes and ate together, but we do that all the time.

Have you ever witnessed either of your parents being heartbroken? 

Eh they argue all the time and came close to divorce a few years ago, but it was temporary and they’re just bitchy to each other now.

If you decided you were going to be single forever, who could make you change your mind?

I was never going to stay single forever, I need someone else to lean on. But if I did, I’m pretty sure my beautiful girlfriend would have changed my mind in a flash.

Have you ever wished you could hurt somebody as much as they hurt you?

Actually yeah, lately, for some reason, I’ve been revisiting past hurts in my dreams a lot, and so I’ve been dreaming of ways to really hurt them back. Don’t think I’m above petty revenge.

When was the last time you felt like it was someone’s fault that you were in a bad mood?

I think that Mela and I make each other upset sometimes, but it comes as a result of caring too much, and thus expecting more. I would say that at the time, I would feel like it’s her fault, but then I think about it, and I realize that maybe I wasn’t fair about it, or just being a dick. Also, my mom.

When are you more open to express your feelings?

When I’m tired, or when I’m drunk, or when I’m extremely happy, or when I am really mad.

Do you make the wrong choices often?

Oh yeah all the time, but you learn to sweep it under the rug and move right along.

Do you have a busy weekend coming up?

Very.

What are you doing Thursday?

Today, I went to Amelia’s house in the morning to play with her puppy, then we went to her optom for her to get new glasses, then we went to Chadstone where I got new shoes before I had to go home.

Is there anything in your past you would like to try again? 

Yeah, except this time I’d come out victorious and awesome and they can suck it. Oh and I’d like to try high-school again, but skip the homework and exams. I just mean the high school life, where I can be cooler.

What are you excited about? 

5 months (even though we semi celebrated it today in case we can’t next week, because both of us are working on the actual date), and seeing what my internship is like.

Do you have a reason to smile right now? 

My favorite teddy yay. But Optus is currently on the fritz so.

Have you ever accidentally sent a text to the wrong person?

Haha yeah I got used to having Amelia’s name open when I open up my texting app that I forgot I’d texted Julia right before, and called Julia “baby”. She never replied, so it was awkward.

Is there a big difference between “I love you” and “love you”?

Yeah, when Amelia and I first started dating (no I will not stop talking about her) I hung up the phone with “love you”, then one night I said “I love you” and then the next day we both freaked out over it and discussed if we were ready. It was hilarious.

Where did you get the pants you’re wearing? 

The Chinaland.

Have you ever had a pet fish?

Yeah. It was a strange sort of fish. It had a beak and feathers and wings and went chirp and the lady at the store told me it was a budgie.

What’s on your wish list for your birthday? 

Turning 21, I expect some epic presents…LOL JK I’m hell excited about what Mela’s got in store for me (no pressure on her), and I’m really hoping to get my Ps tho that will probably not happen. I don’t really have anything right now I already want.

Does the future make you more nervous or excited? 

Yes.

Did you kiss or hug anyone today? 

Yes.

How many kids do you wanna have? 

No.

Where have you lived throughout your life?

Shanghai, Bangkok, Melbourne.

Who’s making you feel the way you are right now? 

Annoyed at my internet? I would say whoever was responsible for the fibre break.

Relationship status? 

Yeah, you know that chick I keep bringing up, Mela or something? Yeah.

Do you cook? 

I can make things be cooked, but tasty?

When was the last time you saw your dad? 

Just about an hour ago when he went to bed.

How has this week been? 

Fine.

Is someone mad at you right now? 

They shouldn’t be.

Are you keeping a big secret right now?

Yes…the whole…dating a girl thing. Parents. Etc.

Do you always answer your phone? 

As fast as I can.

Did you like 2009? 

Yr 12? It was bittersweet. But it being my last year of being a kid and a high school student, I guess it’s an important year.

Is it okay when a boy/girl calls you babe? 

I would be creeped out if a guy called me babe right now, so much, but by a girl I get it often.

If you could go back in time and change something, would you?

I wouldn’t want to mess up my life, no.

Do you think that you’re a good person? 

No.

What did you do today? 

Today was Thursday.

Are you playing hard to get right now? 

I can turn off my video on Skype and make it hard for Amelia to see me LOL

In the past week have you felt sad? 

Yes! Because of reasons!

Do you miss anyone? 

I miss Clare. I mean I miss Annie too but I seem to talk to her a bit anyway so it’s not too bad. I miss Jen and Mai too but I miss Clare the most.

Do you think you will be in a relationship three months from now? 

Oh my God if I say no I definitely won’t be because she’d break up with me right now. Haha yeah no I’m pretty sure I will be.

Anyone told you a secret this week? 

Guess what? You’re an idiot.

Where is your father right now? 

Sleeping.

What’s on your mind right now? 

I want my internet back.

Are you angry at anyone? 

Optus.

What are you listening to right now? 

Watching Doctor Who.

Something that makes you laugh every time it happens? 

Watching cat videos where they try to jump but fall short.

Do you tend to make things complicated? 

Always, I have a knack of finding the most roundabout way to solve a problem.