potatobeenz:

You get home from a long day at work and turn on the TV. It’s been a long week, so you think to yourself- maybe i’ll take the family to a movie on Saturday. Maybe we’ll even go on a vacation soon! We could visit museums and go to plays and see all sorts of fun attractions. When you turned the TV on, nothing happened. There are no actors to entertain you. When you went to the movie theater, nothing was showing. There were no advertisements to tell you that anything was showing, so you went to the theater to find out. Nothing playing. There is no one to film and create movies for you. Well at least your vacation will be fun, right? Not like there will be any plays to see and there won’t be anything in the art museums. Well at least you have the shack you are living in that you made out of cardboard and sheets. Not like you could find an architect to build you a house with all the money you’re making as an engineer. 

At least you can go on your computing device, switch on the gigantic cubic monster, open the DOS and run text based chess. Because guess what, all the pretty things you see on screen, yes, even the NBC logo in the bottom left corner, came as a result of graphic design. Games are monotonous and non creative because games like Skyrim, Halo and even F1 Racing come from video and photographic arts. And don’t even think about having voice-over for your intrepid chess game, because who would waste their time with voice training when they could be coding and programming impossible chess moves?
Also, everything that was said by potatobeenz. Except the architect/engineer thing. You probably won’t be living in cardboard and sheets, you’d be living in a structurally sound house. The house would be a cube. You might have a pointed roof, I don’t know, were you feeling creative and useless that day?

potatobeenz:

You get home from a long day at work and turn on the TV. It’s been a long week, so you think to yourself- maybe i’ll take the family to a movie on Saturday. Maybe we’ll even go on a vacation soon! We could visit museums and go to plays and see all sorts of fun attractions. 

When you turned the TV on, nothing happened. There are no actors to entertain you. 
When you went to the movie theater, nothing was showing. There were no advertisements to tell you that anything was showing, so you went to the theater to find out. Nothing playing. There is no one to film and create movies for you. Well at least your vacation will be fun, right? Not like there will be any plays to see and there won’t be anything in the art museums. 
Well at least you have the shack you are living in that you made out of cardboard and sheets.

Not like you could find an architect to build you a house with all the money you’re making as an engineer. 

At least you can go on your computing device, switch on the gigantic cubic monster, open the DOS and run text based chess. Because guess what, all the pretty things you see on screen, yes, even the NBC logo in the bottom left corner, came as a result of graphic design. Games are monotonous and non creative because games like Skyrim, Halo and even F1 Racing come from video and photographic arts. And don’t even think about having voice-over for your intrepid chess game, because who would waste their time with voice training when they could be coding and programming impossible chess moves?

Also, everything that was said by potatobeenz. Except the architect/engineer thing. You probably won’t be living in cardboard and sheets, you’d be living in a structurally sound house. The house would be a cube. You might have a pointed roof, I don’t know, were you feeling creative and useless that day?

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