“Where is her shirt? Won’t she be cold?”
“I’m sure she’s fine.”
“I KNOW! PUT HER IN YOUR ONESIE!
Oh I forgot to tell you that before I had a dream that I bought you a cat and then we went to the wrong place to pick it up and then we Googled where it actually was and it was so far and the Google map looked like fucking Mordor or something like burning volcano and then we just called up Eileen [ who is basically our driving bitch since neither of us drive] to go pick it up and it was a ginger kitty.
My adorable girlfriend had this dream yesterday.
One does not simply walk into Mordor.
But making a friend drive there is okay.
Only took 30 years of being a corporate sellout.
Nice and quiet. She’s looking at me because I’m not joining them. #puppy #cute @tissuepaperbear
Big day today. Lots of running and trying to steal food and peeing out of excitement. #puppy #cute #sleepy @tissuepaperbear
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