My sister has this foam thing to put in her hair and I accidently broke it. So I got Meg to chew it a bit and then I put it on the bathroom floor and ripped tissues (around it) too so it looks like Meg did it.Mela is cold. Stone cold. Her dog just got drunk accidentally tonight, and as a result of someone else’s actions, got locked in a bathroom for hours by herself, and now is probably gonna get yelled at by Amelia’s incredibly crazy sister.
We are normal and awesome and y'all know y'all jelly
- Me: OH I FOUND OUT TODAY WHY I ALWAYS WEAR SOCKS!
- Me: When I was a baby, mom always made me wear socks to make sure I dont get sick from cold feet, and it got the a point where I always needed to have socks on to feel right. Like after a shower, I demanded to have sockies on even when I couldn't speak. I would wave my feet in the air to my grandma to make her put socks on.
- Mela: "Sockies", cute.
- Me: Oh yeh, baby clothing always have -ies at the end. "Sockies", "nappies", "bibbies", etc.
- Mela: "T shirties".
- Me: Or just "shirties" hahahahaha.
- Mela: "Panties" oh wait...
- We laughed for about a minute
- Me: But yeh, now we solve another mystery.
- Mela: "Why does water go straight through you and bypass your bladder?"
- Me: Next week, on Alex's bodily anomalies...
- Mela: Go online for an extra on Alex's big forehead
- Me: Bonus, if you buy within the next 15 minutes: Amelia's forehead! That's 2 foreheads for the price of 1!
So, yeah, got a 2nd piercing finally. Only took me about 2 years of deliberating. And Amelia got a matching one in her other ear (we split ears and stuff).
3 months? Well, that was easy.
And by that, I mean the time. Not her. She’s not easy.
Well she wasn’t difficult.
Just.
Oh dear.
(I love you, of course.)
MELA DOESN’T KNOW WHAT PHOENIX WRIGHT IS
GUYS WHAT DO I DO
She says “What is so good about this game? It’s just some lawyer thing.”
/edit SHE DOESN’T KNOW WHAT PROFESSOR LAYTON IS EITHER
I cannot…even…no…why
- Alex: Nah I talked about Mela for, like, the whole day.
- Annie: LOL
- Annie: I was wondering how Julia managed to talk about her life for like 7 hours.
- Alex: Yeh no she didn't.
- Alex: I talked about Mela
- Alex: MELA MELA MELA MY LIFE
- Annie: You are actually disgusting.
Mela gave me a teddy bear to hug to sleep in her place, since I did the same for her.
I just found this under the ribbon.
I can't handle this...
- Me: Ugh I have love handles.
- Mela: I LOVE your handles.
- Mela: [laughs hysterically]
Mela is getting me the Slam Dunk series and 3 Slam Dunk movies for 2 months
D: SHE REMEMBERED AFTER ALL THIS TIME HOW MUCH I WANTED IT
Okay back to work. Oh I can clap! Let’s entertain myself for a bit then.Mela, about me, because of the sound delay on Skype. She’s not in a good mood because I had to sing her awake for about 10 minutes this morning. I started singing Wake Me Up Before You Go-Go.
Mela knows 童话
Well not know it know it, she can’t speak Chinese
But she recognized it when I started to sing it at her
She says “every Asian knows it”
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